This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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