We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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