He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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