Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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