Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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