I like my sex mixed with concussions.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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