we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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