Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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