if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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