I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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