dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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