I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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