i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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