i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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