his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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