Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
honey bunches of taint.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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