There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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