i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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