What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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