im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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