I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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