She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Girls should come with a carfax report
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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