that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Damn victory sex feels great
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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