Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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