I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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