People with herpes should wear stickers.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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