Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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