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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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