You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I understand Curling. That high.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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