Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
do herpes really smell.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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