is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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