i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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