it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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