wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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