would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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