The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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