Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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