am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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