I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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