u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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