so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish you could order shots online.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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