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Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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