Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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