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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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