i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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