I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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