I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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