One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
