Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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