And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If its not for food we ain't going out.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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