I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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