I hate your face
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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