This girl is more easily done than said...
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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