Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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